"I Have a Tote Bag About How Much I Love Books". You won't be sorry.
"Oh, you like reading too? What’s that, a Kindle? I bet you’re a real bibliophile. I bet you spend minutes
every day “reading” whatever YA trilogy was just recommended to you by
Emily in Sales Planning. I bet your idea of purchasing art is picking up
a copy of Water Lillies at Bed Bath & Beyond."